Death Before Dishonour |
I'm playing for keeps. Challenge me and I'll hit you so hard you'd swear you kissed a freight train! |
| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
| me: | not with that attitude |
| police: | *shoots your dog* |
Bahahaha!
(Source: angelclark, via maxlibertarios)
| Government: | No trading with the enemy. |
| Government: | Here you go Her Hitler. A cheque for 1 million deutschmarks so Lee Enfield can use the Mauser action in our rifles. |
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Agreed. I’ve done this many times, and I’m so glad I did.
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(Source: lifestyleoftheunemployed.com, via statehate)
Mom Asks 911 For Permission To Shoot Intruder - Actual Call
And THIS is why feminists and libs need to shut the fuck up and start actually empowering women. Because there’s always going to be criminals and unless you’re a Gina Carano, you aren’t going to win a hand to hand fight but you will win a gun to knife fight.
This is a mom people, you Never EVER mess with a mom.
Yes!
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Does seriously not remind anyone of atlas shrugged?
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When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet
That actually sounds like a good idea at this point
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Ian Hassall (via thinksquad)
| Partner: | Is that a maglite ring on your duty belt? |
| Me: | Yep. |
| Partner: | Why is it brass? |
| Me: | Because the stupid plastic ring broke so I replaced it with a brass ring. |
| Partner: | Makes sense. Do you actually use a maglite? |
| Me: | Who the hell uses a maglite anymore? I just use it to hang it from the coat rack at my front door. |
| Partner: | Yeah I haven't used a maglite in years. I can't imagine going back to those relics. |
| Me: | Anyone who actually uses a maglite on a regular basis should just buy a candle and move into cave, |
Read Bastiat.
In other news, ADHD is not real. The guy who “discovered” it has even admitted to making it up. He died a rich man and the pharmaceutical companies are praising his name.
So does this therefore mean that public education is fictitious education??? :)
Somewhere in the afterlife Thomas Szasz is smiling!
Of course public education is ficticitous. At very least it teaches kids to believe that fantasy is reality.